Twisted Wish

The game is simple, you made a wish and the person below you granted it, but make it wrong Ex:

A: I wish i had a time machine
B: Granted, but you go to 65 million years ago and eaten by T-Rex

Simple Right?
Here's mine:

I wish i had an assistant Robot to do all of my chores

Granted, but the robot cleans so well that it views you as a virus and it exterminates you.

My wish
I wish I had a xbox 360 with halo 3

Granted, but you played it for 5 days non-stop the xbox explode!

I wish i'm rich

Granted, but a theif breaks in and steals it.

I wish I had a new Xbox 360

Granted, but the Xbox malfunctioning and destroyed

I wish i had a Ferarri

Granted but a meteor comes down from the heavens and destroys it

I wish i had a giant piece of Sh*t

Granted, but then you're hungry and eat it

I wish i had a mansion

Granted, but the mansions gets lit on fire by the mafia.

I wish I had a pet

Granted: Your pet is a rock

I wish i had a breakdancing puppy called Orville

Granted, but the puppy has rabies.

I wish the rock would explode.

Granted but you choke on the debris.

I wish Rob Zombie would appear in my toilet and give me a Lightbulb.

Granted but the lightbulb breaks

I wish I had a uncurruptable wish

Granted, but everyone gets bored of you

I wish i had a yach

Granted but it gets torn apart by a Tsunami

I wish a dancing stickman would through me a dog.

Granted, but the dog got rabies and killed you

I wish i am a president of america

Granted, but you become assasinated 5 minutes after being put in office

I wish I had a zoo.

Granted but the animals take shits on you then eat you

I wish i had 3 women and 3 penis's

granted, but all the women are ugly and look like men, and you get penis cancer...in all three penis's.

i wish i had a ginormous cookie.

Granted, but the cookie has mold.

I wish I had cameras in your houses.

granted, but all the cameras are blocked by a giant sign hanging from the ceiling, so you cant see anything.

i wish i had a giant boat.

Granted but it doesn't float

I wish I had $50

granted, but it's in monopoly money.


i wish i had a yellow jeep.

Granted, but there's no engine.

I wish the economy gets better

granted, but you died before it started to get better.


i wish pete wentz was my next door neighbor.

Granted, but he's gay and completely hideous.

I wish...for...

Kirsten to have a million dollars

Granted, but she donates it to charity.

I wish ppl will vote for my FF rp

Granted, but because to many people vote the voting machine explode

I wish i had an airplane

Granted but it gets shot down

I wish i had a floating Sh*t Donkey

Grnated, but the donkey put sh*t on you

I wish a can do magic

Granted, but you turn yourself into a frog

I wish someone except for me ate Reindeer chocolate.

/granted, but everyone is trying to kill you

i wish i had a motocycle

Granted, but you fall off of it on the highway and it falls into the river.

I wish I had a truck.

Granted but it blows up

I wish Paris Hilton could be my shoelace

Granted, but someone steals the shoelace and burns it.

I wish who ever blew my truck up (not me) would be fed to the crocs.

Granted but they become a zombie and kill you

I wish godzilla would play basket ball with a truck

granted, but the truck lands on you and kills you while you watch him play.


i wish stephenie meyer would publish midnight sun.

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for....

....a peice of cotton.

granted, but the cotton is poisonus, and you die.

i wish hammy was my next door neighbor...lol.

Granted, but he gets stuck in my squrrel trap.

I wish I had lambo

Granted, but a robber steals it

i wish i had a superpower