Twisted Wish

Granted, but you can't fly it because there is no pilot

i wish for a laptop

Granted, but there's no battery or plug for it.

I had a private jet with a smart pilot.

Granted, but there's no fuel

i wish for an invinciblility

Granted, but your invincibility is your weakness.

I wish I had a legal job.

Granted but its being Phillip seemore Hoffmans backscratcher

I wish TRK had that job

Uh...Granted, but since it doesn't appeal to me, I quit.

I wish I knew who Phillip seemore Hoffman is.

Granted a very very annoying person and you meet him.

I wish i was a BUTTSCRATCHER

Granted, but you scratch your butt until it bleed

i wish for a kitty

Granted, but the voices told the kitty to kill you.

I wish Bungie made more elite armor for halo 3.

GRanted, but the elote killed you

i wish i am master chief

Granted, but you are lost in space and no one answers Cortana's calls for help.

I wish other parts of the forum got to be posted in.

Granted, but the the other part is just link

i wish i'm in a band

granted, but your band got arrested for helping in the illegal drug trade.

I wish I had my own executive bathroom island.

Granted, but it's in islasorna and the spino is still there

i wish i own INGEN

Granted, but everybody hates you since InGen is begging for more money than GM and AIG combined.

I wish I could go to the Geneva auto show.

Granted, but the car is a junk

i wish for a car

granted but the car is crap, and has no engine.


i wish for a....pen...

Granted, but the pen got no ink

i wish i had a kitty

Granted but the kitty gets possessed by the devil and is raped by a kion

I wish i had a bonbon

granted, but it explode

i iwsh for a loyal demon

Granted but while having a nightmare you accidentally command it to kill you.

I wish for a Coke.

Granted, but it's poisonus

i wish i'm in USG Ishimura with Isaac

Granted but you are unarmed and hordes of necromorphs come and rip you to peices. Isaac escapes though

I wish I was the regenerator necromorph from Dead Space.

Granted, but it attract necromorph to you and mutilated you

i wish i had KINESIS

Granted but your brain explodes.

I wish I had some cotton candy

granted but it's poisoned and you die.


i wish i had a....pillow?

Granted, but it's me in disguise

I wish Kirsty was on when I'm on

Granted, but she's a zombie and bites you.

I wish ANYONE else was on when I'm on.

granted.

but you severly piss them of, and they hire Mandalorian assassins to hunt you down:P

I wish clones were made republic citizens ( 'cause everyone knows they have RIGHTS!)

Granted, but they rebel and killed each other

i wish i can stop time

granted, but when you do, you start to age really quickly, and you die:P

I wish the guy that i like's girlfriend randomly dropped dead (yaaay!) ^_^

Granted, but he kills himself because he wants to be with her.

I wish Rabio was my pet gnome named Hammy.

granted, buy he rebels against you, and recruits an army of gnomes, and they all tear you limb from limb (yes...I am a little evil ^_^)!

i wish that the Clone Wars TV show would come back sooner than OCTOBER (yes...i am upset about that:P)!!!!

Granted, but due to an extremely low budget the show is reduced to stick figures and use Microsoft Voices for the character.

I wish Boba Fett was real.

granted, but a few really angry Mandalorians decide to take their hatred of Jango out on his son....bye bye, Boba:P

I wish I had Mandalorian armor

Granted, but Fett mistakes you for Jodo Kast and kills you.

I wish Rabio was teleported to the center of the eartg

granted he turns into lava man and uses his powers FROM the center of the earth to kill you

i wish Kirsten wasnt moving away

Granted, the truck got busted by me:P


i wish for something big

granted, but it's an elephant and it kills you on accident when it trips and falls on you

I wish i had a strill (for those of you who don't know, it's a super smart Mandalorian companion animal...YAY MIRD!)

Granted, but it got pig flu and infected you


i wish that pig flu disease would stop