Twisted Wish

Granted but its the power to make a shit tower

I wish i could get a preview screening of James Camerons Avatar

Granted, but the screen explode

i wish i had a superboat

Granted, but the super boat sinks in the same spot as the titanic.

I wish I could have a swimming pool

Granted but you drown in it and enter a paralell universe

I wish TRK would do the konga on a piano while flipping pancakes

Granted, but the pancake hit his face and burn

i wish i had a waffle

Granted, but the waffle burner hits Mecha34 in the face.

I wish the piano fell into the sea.

Granted, but it makes a Tsunami and destroyed your house

i wish i had a super PC

Granted, but it becomes much to intelligent for its own good and kills you, then goes crazy.

i wish i had a mongoose named William, that lived in the Amazon.

Granted, but it gets eaten by a Jaguar

I wish I had a Jaguar XKR

granted, but someone drops a piano on it:P

i wish i had the Force ( come on people...Star Wars!)

granted but you dont know how to use it, and you drive yourself insane trying to figure out.

i wish i had a flying monkey.

Granted, but instead of flinging sh*t at you, it just flies above you and sh*ts on your head, then bites your head off.

I wish Kirsten really did have a flying monkey that did that.

granted, but it was your pet first and did the exact same to you.

i wish i had zebra striped converse.

Granted, but a nuke is lauched and destroyed it along with you

i wish i had a pipe bomb (L4D)

Granted, but it explodes when you touch it.

I wish I $100,000,000.

Granted, but it's an exploding $100,000,000

I wish i'm a dragon that breaths fire

Granted, but it breathed fire on you.

I wish I had a pet lion.

Granted but it eats you

I wish RE:LSK would do the TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

Granted, but he accidentally kills you in a truffle-related accident.

I wish that pirates and ninjas would fight on Mars.

Granted but the planet blows up and the chunks hurtle towards earth causing an apocalypse.

I wish that The Jonas Brothers would sing a song about tooth brushes and ass hair.

granted, but they dedicate the song to you.


i wish i had purple skinny jeans...

Granted but they eat you

I wish i had Alan Moores Watchmen

isabella swan wrote:granted, but they dedicate the song to you.


i wish i had purple skinny jeans...

Granted, but they're waaaay too skinny and cut off all flow of blood, and break the nerves, causing you to become paralyzed from the waist-down.

@34 - granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had a ninja smiley.

Granted, but you destroyed it

I wish i am a King

granted, but you are the king of pretzels!!!

i wish Anakin Skywalker did not become Darth Vader!

granted, but he becomes vader darth

I wish the germans teach the americans how to drive.

granted, but then the germans are all ran over by psycho american drivers!

i wish Obi-Wan and ventress ran off together, got married, and didnt die

Granted, but they can't have kids due to Obi got a snip-snip.

I wish the great herds of buffalo roamed the plains again.

Granted but a meteor comes and kills them all

I wish that i had a Pefectly safe non blow away able hat that dosen't combust.

Granted, but it rusts in seconds

I wish I had boat. A big Boat. Not titanoc big, but like yacht big.

Granted but i take a shit on it

I wish i could go see Watchmen in a theater were nothing bad can possibly happen and is combustion proof.

Granted, but the movie is so boring that you die or boredom.

I wish that everyday is a beautiful day.

Granted but it is too beautiful for your eyes that they exlplode.

I wish i could be the terminator and invade high school musicaland

Granted, but you run out of ammo and the inhabitors of music land kill you.

I wish I finished what Mecha34 started.

Granted, but you fail epically and become one of them.

I wish i could come up with better ranks for the members here.

Granted, but the rank system creates a virus and destroys your computer.

I wish the main rp voting will end.

Granted, but the winning rpg is 'Strawberry Shortcake and the Gay Planet of Peaceful Gayness'

I wish i had a dancing monkey that lived on Mars.

Granted, but the monkey is mutated and killed you

i wish i am a jedi

Granted, but one day you play with your lightsaber and accidentally cut your head off.

I wish for a dancing piggy.

Granted, but the pig put a shit out of you

I wish i had a mansion