Twisted Wish

Granted but it burns down

I wish i knew who deleted my post

Granted, but you got banned

I wish for a robot

Granted but it goes crazy and runs off with Hannah Montana

I wish godzilla would breakdance on a train with the tweenies and the grinch.

Granted, but you went to the hospital, so you didn't see it.

I wish I had one of every single sports car in the world.

Granted but they all turn sentient and rip you to pieces

I wish i was a toilet

Granted, but you exploded after I crapped in you.

I wish I had Recon armor.

Granted, but Decepticon came to you and kidnappent you

i wish hannah montana is dead

Granted, but she comes back as a zombie and kills you.

I wish 34 was a toilet.

Granted, but 34 put you head in his butt

i wish i am a clones

Granted, but they all kill you, then they commit suicide.

I wish i had an iPod touch

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish all the flies (insect kinds) were extinct.

Granted but all the Wasps, Bees and Spiders kick your a**

I wish i could sh*t a tower

Granted, but you were later arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish China wasn't a communist country.

Granted but they were lying and they killed everyone with a load of nukes.

I wish i was a wee Irish ladee

Granted, but you were forced to take a job as a striper.

I wish having money making machines was 100% legal.

granted, but it's a monopoly money

i wish i could be superman

Granted but you fly into kryptonite

I wish i had a New Hat

Granted, but the hat made out of shit

i wish that T-117 is a spiderman

Granted, but T-117 retires 5 minutes after being spiderman.

I wish I had a chevrolet camaro ss.

Granted but i steal it ansd Shit in it

I wish Rab was my Hat

granted, but your hat eats you!

i wish zombies took over the world!

Granted, but people decide to play halo in real life and kill zombies with ass kicking shotguns.

I wish I had a super motorcycle.

granted, but you crash the first time you ride it and it explodes.

i wish i lived in the keys again.

Granted, but no one knows where keys is and you die of lonelieness.

I wish I had another super motorcycle that doesn't explode.

Granted, it just doesn't work

I wish I had running shoes

Granted, but you ran over the world 1000000 times and eventually died

i wish i am a T-Rex

Granted, but you get shot to death because scientists want to study you.

I wish I had Halo 3.

Granted, but Halo 3 is changed into halo 2.5, so the game is 50-50

i wish for a hot dog

Granted, but no one cooked it, so you get ill.

I wish for a Shelby Mustang GT500

Granted but it breaks down

I wish for a tank that has the ability to be a vibrator

Granted, but its empty, so the fish have in it die of suffocation.

I wish I had some kobalt tools to fx the broken down Mustang.

Granted, but the tool made by rubber

i wish i had m4a1

granted, but it blows up and kills you.

i wish Anakin Skywalker drove a Porsche.

granted but he crashes and dies.

i wish i had a ginormous tent.

Granted, but you don't know how to use it

i wish i am a secret agent

granted, but you get killed the first night on the job.


i wish i had a jet ski.

granted, but the jet burns you down

i wish For a burger

Granted, but its burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had a better computer than the one I have now.

Granted, but you don't know how to use it

i wish for a PS3

Granted, but you can't play it cause it didn't come with a TV, controller, or cords to plug it in.

I wish I had a private jet.